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The Cynic
~2.53% of people · mid
“Hate everything. Loudly. In public. With receipts.”
The world is a dumpster fire and you are not going to pretend otherwise. You complain accurately, precisely, and without a filter. You have been right about more things than the people around you are comfortable admitting. You are not mean — you are tired of nonsense.
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