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The Cynic

~2.53% of people · mid

“Hate everything. Loudly. In public. With receipts.”

The world is a dumpster fire and you are not going to pretend otherwise. You complain accurately, precisely, and without a filter. You have been right about more things than the people around you are comfortable admitting. You are not mean — you are tired of nonsense.

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  • ›The anti-achievement awards only your type collects
  • ›What your friends say about you when you're not in the room
  • ›The cringe scenes you've lived through but never told anyone
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  • ›People you click with · people you shouldn't be around
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