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Mr. Oh No

~3.05% of people · mid

“You saw it coming and you said "oh no" out loud.”

Your nervous system is a motion detector set for "everything." You run five worst-case scenarios before breakfast and, annoyingly, you’re usually right about one of them. People roll their eyes until the thing happens and then they call you.

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