The Clown

~2.99% of people · mid

“You open the mask and underneath is just more mask.”

You make everyone laugh so hard they forget to ask how you are. That is exactly the plan. You have rehearsed the bit about your own life so many times you actually believe it sometimes. Please let one person in. Not all of them. Just one.

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