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The Dumbass

~4.21% of people · mid

“Your inner life is longer than the Marvel Cinematic Universe.”

You are physically here but spiritually on a beach in a fictional country. You have imagined entire relationships with people you have not yet spoken to. You are not stupid — you are just permanently half-logged-into another realm. Call your name gently, twice.

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  • ›Numbers about you you've never wanted anyone to calculate
  • ›The anti-achievement awards only your type collects
  • ›What your friends say about you when you're not in the room
  • ›The cringe scenes you've lived through but never told anyone
  • ›A list of jobs that sound absurd until you quietly agree
  • ›One sentence that defines who you actually are
  • ›People you click with · people you shouldn't be around
  • ›What shape you'll be in, month by month, through 2026
  • ›The person you quietly become after 45
  • ›One last paragraph. See for yourself.