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The Fake

~6.61% of people · common

You switch personalities faster than most people switch browser tabs.

You present a different version of yourself to your boss, your mom, your ex, your group chat, and the cashier. You are not lying — you’re localizing. The downside is you sometimes lose the original. You have a real self somewhere. It’s in a drawer.

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  • What your friends say about you when you're not in the room
  • The cringe scenes you've lived through but never told anyone
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  • One sentence that defines who you actually are
  • People you click with · people you shouldn't be around
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