The Drunk

~0.8% of people · legendary · HIDDEN

“Hidden result. Take care of yourself, seriously.”

You found the hidden ending. Official note: no jokes in this one. Put the bottle back tonight, drink a glass of water, and text that one friend you’ve been worried about — that friend might be you. ❤️

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