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The Broke King

~5.23% of people · common

You own three things and have strong opinions about all of them.

You have less than most people and strangely more peace than most people. You figured out early that stuff doesn’t make you feel the way people said it would. Your apartment is small, your wants are small, and your inner monologue is basically a TED talk nobody will pay for.

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  • Numbers about you you've never wanted anyone to calculate
  • The anti-achievement awards only your type collects
  • What your friends say about you when you're not in the room
  • The cringe scenes you've lived through but never told anyone
  • A list of jobs that sound absurd until you quietly agree
  • One sentence that defines who you actually are
  • People you click with · people you shouldn't be around
  • What shape you'll be in, month by month, through 2026
  • The person you quietly become after 45
  • One last paragraph. See for yourself.