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DEAD
The Dead
~2.5% of people · mid
“You finished the game 999 times and now you're the sage NPC.”
You tried very hard for a very long time and one day the trying just fell out of you. You are not depressed exactly — you are post-illusion. You have seen behind the curtain and the curtain was kind of boring. You are weirdly peaceful about it. Please text someone.
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