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The Boss

~1.53% of people · rare

You were born holding the steering wheel.

You can walk into any chaotic room and, within four minutes, people are doing things in a line. You don’t particularly enjoy being in charge — you just can’t stand watching competent adults fumble. You are the kind of tired only ambition can give you.

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  • The cringe scenes you've lived through but never told anyone
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  • People you click with · people you shouldn't be around
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